Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot hatch a shiveriffic scheme to bombard the citizens of Mid-Missouri with a frosty fusillade of arctic artillery to add that final straw to the haystack of roof stress from violent storms and excessive summer heat of prior months, causing roofs to fail during the freezing winter when the Gray Panther is hibernating!
But what’s this? The arctic artillery isn’t creating the desired effect… it looks like some citizens have already had their rooftops and siding replaced prior to the winter months with the help of the Gray Panther, foiling Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot’s scheme! Their rooftops are already saved! The Gray Panther has done it again!
“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. Before the winter weather arrives and Sir Ice-A-Lot has a chance to exploit any damage that may have been caused by Sergeant Storm during the hot summer months, send a signal to HodgesMo.com. I’ll make sure your roof is strong enough to withstand the arctic artillery so you stay safe and dry.”
Hodges Roofing & Siding, home of the Gray Panther since 1976.
Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot plan to bombard the citizens of Mid-Mo with arctic artillery so rooftops fail during the winter when the Gray Panther is hibernating!
But what’s this? Some citizens have already had their rooftops replaced by the Gray Panther! The evil scheme is foiled!
“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. Before the freeze comes send me a signal. I’ll make sure your roof is strong so you stay safe and dry.”
Hodges Roofing & Siding, home of the Gray Panther since 1976.
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