11 - 2019 | Hodges Roofing & Siding

Spring 2019

Spring, 2019. Sergeant Storm and his Bad Weather Battalion have waged war on the citizens of Mid-Missouri. Some of his worst henchmen, including Torrential-Rainus Rex, Brigadier Blow-Hard, and Hail Boy, are assaulting rooftops across the county with relentless rain, wind and hail. All hope seems lost…

But wait! Look over there! It’s the Gray Panther! Savior of the Shingle, Defender of the Downspout, and Builder of the Best, most Reliable Roof Systems the city has ever seen! He sees the leaks, he pounces! The rooftops are secure and the homes are saved! Sergeant storm is foiled again!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther, doing what I do best: prowling around for leaks, cracks, or anything else that compromises a perfect roof system. If the Bad Weather Battalion compromises your roof system this spring, send me a signal at HodgesMo.com. I’ll make sure your roof is strong so you stay safe and dry.”

Hodges Roofing, home of the Gray Panther since 1976!

Spring, 2019. Sergeant Storm and his Bad Weather Battalion are assaulting rooftops with relentless rain, wind and hail across the Midwest. All hope seems lost…

But wait! It’s the Gray Panther! He sees the leaks, he pounces! He secures the roof and saves the day!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. If the bad weather compromises your roof system this spring, send me a signal at HodgesMo.com. I’ll secure your roof so you stay safe and dry.”

Rain 2019

Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm has commissioned Torrential-Rainus Rex to lead the Bad Weather Battalion in a heinous attack against the citizens of Mid-Missouri, hitting their homes with a dastardly deluge of rain water, wreaking widespread wetness, rendering roofs weak and leaky! The damage mounts and hope wanes…

But wait! Look over there! It’s the Gray Panther! Savior of the Shingle, Defender of the Downspout, and Builder of the Best, most Reliable Roof Systems the city has ever seen! He sees the damage – he pounces! The rooftops are restored, the siding is secured, and the residents are rescued! Sergeant Storm is foiled again!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther, doing what I do best: prowling around for leaks, cracks, or anything else that compromises a perfect roof system. If the excessive rains have compromised your roofing or siding, send me a signal at HodgesMo.com. I’ll make sure your roof is strong so you stay safe and dry.”

Hodges Roofing, home of the Gray Panther since 1976!

Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm and his Bad Weather Battalion have hit homes with a dastardly deluge of rain water, wreaking widespread wetness, rendering roofs weak and leaky! This looks like a job for Hodges Roofing & Siding and the Gray Panther!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. If the excessive rains have compromised your roof system, send me a signal at HodgesMo.com. I’ll secure your roof so you stay safe and dry.”

Hodges Roofing, since 1976!

Fall 2019

Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot hatch a shiveriffic scheme to bombard the citizens of Mid-Missouri with a frosty fusillade of arctic artillery to add that final straw to the haystack of roof stress from violent storms and excessive summer heat of prior months, causing roofs to fail during the freezing winter when the Gray Panther is hibernating!

But what’s this? The arctic artillery isn’t creating the desired effect… it looks like some citizens have already had their rooftops and siding replaced prior to the winter months with the help of the Gray Panther, foiling Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot’s scheme! Their rooftops are already saved! The Gray Panther has done it again!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. Before the winter weather arrives and Sir Ice-A-Lot has a chance to exploit any damage that may have been caused by Sergeant Storm during the hot summer months, send a signal to HodgesMo.com. I’ll make sure your roof is strong enough to withstand the arctic artillery so you stay safe and dry.”

Hodges Roofing & Siding, home of the Gray Panther since 1976.

Mid-Mo, 2019. Sergeant Storm and Sir Ice-A-Lot plan to bombard the citizens of Mid-Mo with arctic artillery so rooftops fail during the winter when the Gray Panther is hibernating!

But what’s this? Some citizens have already had their rooftops replaced by the Gray Panther! The evil scheme is foiled!

“This is Greg A. Hodges, A.K.A. the Gray Panther. Before the freeze comes send me a signal. I’ll make sure your roof is strong so you stay safe and dry.”

Hodges Roofing & Siding, home of the Gray Panther since 1976.